#(being all cute and domestic while committing blasphemy)

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I want you to break into hell with me and rob the gods blind.

“I mean aren’t we doing that now?”

The depths of Mementos wail around them, but all Pilot can see and hear is Joker. She strides forward, goggles ‘round her neck as she wraps her arms around his neck. Pilot smiles, grinning ear to ear as she presses their lips together.

Turning her head, she can see the Grail down below. Before, she would’ve felt guilty. But now, there’s a thrill of adrenaline. They’re going to steal the holiest of holy relics and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

It’s a high all its own and it’s delicious.

“I call dibs on any tiara we find.”